The Writing's On the Wall

Staring at the walls or ceiling is an integral part of the writing process. A variation of this part of the process is banging one's head against the wall (or the ceiling if the writer is tall enough, or can jump that high) until an idea comes or the words come flowing. Most writers report, though, that more often than not blood flows out instead of words, so those who would want to practice "banging one's head against the wall (or ceiling)" must do so with due caution. Or with an ambulance standing by. A variation of "banging one's head against the wall (or ceiling)" is "banging someone else's head against the wall (or ceiling)" but that is only recommended for experienced writers who can afford lawyers to fend off the inevitable lawsuit. Or settle out of court with the person with the nasty headache or cracked skull.